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Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. #parody Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 2 Apr 2017

    I wonder if I’ve ever said a sentence that nobody in history has ever said.

    2:00 PM - 2 Apr 2017
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      1. Baloney Cafe‏ @PaltryAndFowl 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That "before was was was, was was is" was one.

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      1. Caitlin Guin‏ @Guin_Caitlin 3 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Cworth71 @TheWeirdWorld

        Would say yeah, but then again the trump supporters.

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      1. Danny‏ @Dcallow 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "I wonder how many photos I am in on other people's cameras and how many wonder who I am in the photos"

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      1. Ottawa Tails‏ @OttawaTails 2 Apr 2017
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        "Get your junk outta the toaster, we're going to be late for Bingo."

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      1. Wolfi‏ @slvrwlf_ 2 Apr 2017
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        "children from primary school are respectful people"

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      2. Sven Krohlas‏ @krohlas 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "This is enough bacon!"

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      1. Ollie Naylor‏ @OllieN94 2 Apr 2017
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        I wish i looked like Steve Buscemi?

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      1. Jlot‏ @jlot_ 3 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My name is (name) and i was born on (birthdate) seems like a rather safe one. unless you have a really frequently used name...

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      1. S‏ @maddiektj 2 Apr 2017
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        trump is a smart and a beautiful human being

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      1. Vicki 🍄‏ @vickigregg3 2 Apr 2017
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        @hannah_barber1 have chickens got ribs? what like animal chickens?

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      1. Jake Fitch‏ @StuffDotMe 2 Apr 2017
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        The some have thing what super asian fish nugget flabbergasted mahogany mahogany. I wonder if anyone's said that yet...?

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      1.  🌸 👩🏻‍🏫Suzanne 📚 🌸‏ @faith_and_peace 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Probably that's an amazing shower you have there 😂

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      1. that guy‏ @the1christipps 3 Apr 2017
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        basically every time you say your social security number.

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      1. PintSizePsycho‏ @KeriSilveira 2 Apr 2017
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        "No honey, I really just dont feel like a blowjob tonight."?

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      1. Oscar Ospina‏ @oscareospina 2 Apr 2017
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        "They gave her the biggest strawberry milkshake at the top of the Eyjafjallajokull"

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