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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 1 Apr 2017

    If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

    6:34 PM - 1 Apr 2017
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      1. Max 'Clever Halloween Pun' Office‏ @Gen1sBetter 1 Apr 2017
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        Imagine how many couples would meet because they like the same hentai.

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      1. caroline renee mills‏ @okyeahwrite 1 Apr 2017
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        I'm a fiction writer, so I'd get matched with a serial killer based on my latest story research #WriterProbs #writerlife

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      1. Taylor came out as NB  😤‏ @TallorDaniels 1 Apr 2017
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        Half of my searches are "Define ___" so I'd meet a dictionary.

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg 1 Apr 2017
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        I'm not sure pedophiles are drawn to each other particularly.

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      1. Izzy Levin‏ @IzzyLevin 1 Apr 2017
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        Dont tweet. Patent!!

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      1. m‏ @sneezedat 1 Apr 2017
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        Thanks to congress, this may be happening

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      1. Danny DMagic‏ @dmagicsemp 1 Apr 2017
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        Lol not for all people it might turn into prostitution with all the porn people watch today haha #pornhub #nasty #thatwouldbeawkward

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      2. Sizwe Moyo‏ @SizweMoyo 1 Apr 2017
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        would this include the incognito history or just regular history?😁

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      1. kiya ockerman‏ @_donut_prince_ 1 Apr 2017
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        Again, I'd still be alone

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      1. Epic Privacy Browser‏ @epicbrowser 9 Apr 2017
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        Funny about Google getting into dating :-D! May be useful for your users to know our Epic Privacy Browser protects your browsing history!!

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      1. Noah Zukowski‏ @NoahZukowski 2 Apr 2017
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        as an author I can say I'd get weird stuff

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      1. Diego Dominguez‏ @Rockem0 2 Apr 2017
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        Yay! Now I can meet the girl that likes the same videos on pornhub as me

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      1. Croosing‏ @CroosingSocial 2 Apr 2017
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        Now there's a genius thought!

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      1. Matt Wheeler‏ @mattowheeler 1 Apr 2017
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        @stephengillett opposites attract

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      1. CAW‏ @caw81288 1 Apr 2017
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        It would be neck and neck with the Netflix dating app. Browse people who binge watch the same shows as you for hours on end.

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      1. KSHITIJ BHARGAVA‏ @Kshitij_bhargav 1 Apr 2017
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        omg

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      1. Hobbiesrlife‏ @hobbiesrlife 1 Apr 2017
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        The possibilities!!🤓

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