what if i have a dog ang a cat?
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You're set!
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yes. My wife is always eating cat food, biting my fingers and licking my feet. Mainly annoys me when she shits in the garden.
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not really, a cat would never consider you anything other than a servant and that's not how a marriage works
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So instead of getting married and having kids just get a cat and a dog
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@funTweeters I've always said a cat is like having a roommate, a dog is like having a toddler. Both good!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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and with kids you get a glimpse into sainthood
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@vindyfong And when your cat fights your dog? - 1 more reply
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most red pill fucking tweet ever
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a different marriage, maybe.
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Ha haha exactly !
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id agree; between the bickering and name calling we still love each other
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