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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 23 Mar 2017

    How come people don’t sing happy birthday to the baby as it’s being delivered? I mean That’s their actual birthday.

    8:01 PM - 23 Mar 2017
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      1. scorbin‏ @SCorbinHazenKY 23 Mar 2017
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        bc the woman who had the baby would kill them all!!!!!!!!!!!

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      1. Joline Cosman‏ @Mommajozy1 23 Mar 2017
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        It's definitely the MOTHERS birthday !!!!

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg 23 Mar 2017
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        Because it's impossible to embarrass a newborn baby.

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      1. Leo Ap.‏ @leo_apdhani 23 Mar 2017
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        because the baby can't blow the candle

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      1. Kirra Harris‏ @kirra313 23 Mar 2017
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        also, would freak the baby out 10x more then coming outta something warm n wet to a buncha weird things staring at it.

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      1. pamela Toy‏ @PamelaSwickToy 23 Mar 2017
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        Dr. JaJa from AGH (Pittsburgh Pa) sang Happy Birthday to my baby girl @KelseyToy when she was born💞

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      1. Nicole DiiTomaso‏ @DitomSo5 26 Mar 2017
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        @DthySwaz sounds like you need to start a new trend!

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      1. Frostninja‏ @Frostninja33 25 Mar 2017
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        The bird in Dumbo sings it... I want a bird who goes around singing happy birthday to every new-born baby.

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      1.  🦇 🕸Kelley 🕷 🦉‏ @katolck 24 Mar 2017
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        if anyone would have started singing when I was giving birth they would have been punched in the throat.

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      1. terrafina16‏ @terraedgell 23 Mar 2017
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        some of us do!! 🎼🎵🎶🎤

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      1. droogy‏ @roy_blackdog 23 Mar 2017
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        Because babies are so dumb, it probably wouldn't even know the song

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      2. Dawson Start‏ @ThatDudeDawson 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        they don't sing it because your "birthday" every year is a celebration of the anniversary of your birth

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      1. Ace Winters‏ @acetherealshady 26 Mar 2017
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        Because a Woman is literally pushing them out of her Vagina, it's not really the most ideal Time to break into Song

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      1. Nicole DiiTomaso‏ @DitomSo5 26 Mar 2017
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        @DthySwaz

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      1. TactukPhoto‏ @TactukPhoto 24 Mar 2017
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        they do in some countries

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