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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 21 Mar 2017

    I care way too much about the pattern my vacuum leaves on the carpet.

    5:02 PM - 21 Mar 2017
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      1. Thrillbilly‏ @shawna_hodge 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I vacuum in opposite directions every time, like when I mow the yard. I guess it encourages carpet growth? I'm dumb.

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      1. S. Morgan‏ @StephieDBaby 22 Mar 2017
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        It's true! And then proceed to walk all over it when I get it just so.

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      1. Cam‏ @dontki11me 21 Mar 2017
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        once I was watching it do the lines and I had to change how I vacuumed cuz it drew a penis on mah carpet

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      1. Peter Ceraulo‏ @CerauloPeter 21 Mar 2017
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        You are as neurotic as I am then. I care that every clock in the house, car and phone all match. Yikes.

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      1. Skipp Thompson‏ @ThompsonSkipp 21 Mar 2017
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        I'm the same way

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      1. greg‏ @FireAwayMarmot 21 Mar 2017
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        that's because you are an artist.

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      1.  🌊 ⛈ 🌊‏ @imvogl 22 Mar 2017
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        @MarenaSlevira

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      2. Daniel‏ @Danieljoseph567 21 Mar 2017
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        @S07374618Ashley totally us haha

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      1. I wonder‏ @wonnderwhatt 21 Mar 2017
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        WELL I didnt untill my bff said its nice how u dont care how neat u vacuum. Thats when i caredpic.twitter.com/EtCUTv0NEA

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      1. Ganja‏ @MadamSmokesAlot 21 Mar 2017
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        glad I'm not the only one.

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      1. Arlene Berman‏ @aberman 21 Mar 2017
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        It's my OCD!! And of course the nap 😴

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      1. Justin DiDonato‏ @justin_didonato 21 Mar 2017
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        @Returndat33 tropical aye????

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