*has the power to turn on lights with Your mind, but only in public bathrooms on the third floor of buildings in Washington*
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Washington state or Washington DC?
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DC. That way It's more specific.
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I like the way you think lol
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depression is my super power
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on Wednesdays at exactly 4:16, I have the power to send tiny gusts of wind towards someone's papers so that they fly away
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I can move hexagon-shaped, turquoise objects with my mind but only on a Tuesday between 9:12-10:14 and it has to be snowing.
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I recently discovered mine. I can read the minds of Azerbaijani albinos if they are ice skating on frozen orange juice.
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I've discovered mine. Out of any 2 given choices, I have the power to always make the wrong one
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why does this remind me of Karen from Mean Girls lmfaooooo
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then they aren't super
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My superpower is to milk goats really good but since I'm a city boy I can't put it to use
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I agree. Mine is acting
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awesome!
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Everyone actually has super powers, but since everyone has the same superpower, it doesn't matter.
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you mean....talents?
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my super power would be to have "Karma" react immediately!
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believe it or not that is true
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I know mine.
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