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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 15 Mar 2017

    Your dog doesn’t know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.

    7:31 PM - 15 Mar 2017
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      1. i used to know things...‏ @ImJacksDejaVu 15 Mar 2017
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      1. ~•~|M ï a| 🎃Spöok 🎃|•~‏ @FakingHalos 16 Mar 2017
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        l'm laughing so hard but this also kinda makes me sad

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      2. Mustafa Hijaz‏ @hijaz_mustafa 15 Mar 2017
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        @bethwadeee

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      3. Beth‏ @bethwadeee 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @hijaz_mustafa @TheWeirdWorld

        at first I thought this was going to be something super cute... and then it hit too close to home lol

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      4. Mustafa Hijaz‏ @hijaz_mustafa 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @bethwadeee @TheWeirdWorld

        😂😂😂

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      1. Brooklyn Blair‏ @BrookeOBlair1 15 Mar 2017
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        @emily_craven29 me:*starts crying*

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      1. Andrea Trujillo‏ @andretrujilloa 15 Mar 2017
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        Noooooo 😭

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      1. Fat Haney‏ @jeff_clown 15 Mar 2017
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        don't attack me like this

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      1. Camiron‏ @CamironPaige 15 Mar 2017
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        😭😭😭😭

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      1. Jena Lassley‏ @fundarism 15 Mar 2017
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        That's why I feel so bad whenever I accidentally bump into my dog! 😢

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      2. chloe‏ @chloe_raeee 16 Mar 2017
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        @josh_bates15 Better than running him over with a car though? Amirite?

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      3. Joshua Bates‏ @josh_bates15 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @chloe_raeee @TheWeirdWorld

        I will never hear the end of this lol😂

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      1. Beckfast‏ @beckbrax Jun 29
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        @AlexCurtner

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      1. Eric Oathes‏ @EricSeaside 21 Mar 2017
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        Funny! But can be corrected if you quickly and calmly reassure it! Whoa, buddy. You ok? (pat a pat pat)

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      1. Meredith‏ @meredithbras 17 Mar 2017
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        whenever I do that, I sit there and pet my dog for 10 minutes saying I'm sorry

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      1. Antoniette Craddock‏ @AntonietteCrad3 16 Mar 2017
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        I totally concer

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      1. Rick Gaming‏ @Rick_Gaming_YT 16 Mar 2017
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        put this in dumb tweets @lurkeyburke

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      1. °Rυddy Bℓσndєt‏ @RuddysB 16 Mar 2017
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        awww that's so sad 😫

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