Awesome I beat death every time I get out of the pool.
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humans are so bad ass
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for me I can float even sleep with waves crashing over me- but my spouse swims like theyre going to die every second
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Could say the same thing about getting out of breath after doing literally anything fun and physical
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Yeah, but if you stop running, your lungs won't fill with water and kill you. That doesn't sound fun.
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Not being totally underwater'd not fill your lungs w/ water but yeah it was a loose badly thought thru joke u:
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beause it is. Haven't you ever had sex in water? I haven't but I bet it's fun.
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@KevinPluchar it's a tweet too wowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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