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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 4 Mar 2017

    If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

    8:32 PM - 4 Mar 2017
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      2.  🌸 👩🏻‍🏫Suzanne 📚 🌸‏ @faith_and_peace 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Im Sorry but that would be a terrible idea since google can't even translate well

        2 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Jason Hale‏ @JasonHale64 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @faith_and_peace @TheWeirdWorld

        @Googlepic.twitter.com/SdsEzlqAqW

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      2. Aderis Lamto Lolizon‏ @planktoncrab 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        thanks, now i'll be able to date a porn-addicted-girl

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
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      2. ᵂʰᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ 🌧‏ @Animal_Daft 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I dono if I'd wana date someone who searches the same shit I do 😂.

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      1. Victor.M‏ @Fiks_v 4 Mar 2017
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        it would be like dating yourself

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      1. Randy Baker 🌶‏ @RandyBaker 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I just checked my browser history and it looks like I'd be hooked up with someone like a Beyoncé /Nancy Pelosi hybrid.

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      2. kiya ockerman‏ @_donut_prince_ 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        i'll still be alone though

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      1. Natali ~ TRENCH  🏳️‍🌈‏ @ImNotNatali 4 Mar 2017
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        omg so trueeee

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      1. nabil‏ @captinnabil1281 4 Mar 2017
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        it is great to be olwis contact with you

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      1. Tyler Conrad‏ @Kolossal_Kaffee 5 Mar 2017
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        Or horrible.

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      2. David Cameron‏ @WakingBaby 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        why don't you make that a service? Anybody got an algorithm for this?

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      3. Tagnan‏ @mrtagnan 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @WakingBaby @TheWeirdWorld

        the algorithm should be "simple"to make (compared to other things) but the tough part is checking the search hist

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      4. David Cameron‏ @WakingBaby 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @mrtagnan @TheWeirdWorld

        not if they accept ur terms and conditioning ;)

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      5. Tagnan‏ @mrtagnan 5 Mar 2017
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        what?

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      1. Richard‏ @NeuroticRich 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        could be on to something there!

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      1. DanDemonium 😈‏ @Druiddan3 4 Mar 2017
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        YES

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      1. nabil‏ @captinnabil1281 4 Mar 2017
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        that is right

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