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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 2 Mar 2017

    You never actually bite down on things. You bite up.

    11:50 AM - 2 Mar 2017
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      1. Meat Twig‏ @tclean35 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        spent an abnormal amount of time testing this theory out with "air chomps"

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      1. Jc01‏ @Jayce_c01 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        your jaw moves up so when it comes down, it breaks the food though

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      2. Jason Shaw‏ @jaseKshaw 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You bite down because the food is below you, you wouldn't hold it above your head and bite upwards 😏😂 @TheWeirdWorld

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      3. June Scott‏ @JuneJosephScott 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @jaseKshaw @TheWeirdWorld

        They mean bc the upper jaw (& tfore teeth) is fixed but the bottom isn't & moves only upward to bite something

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      1. Maureen Waterston‏ @Mojomax67 3 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I just found myself miming a variety of biting techniques in public, not pretty

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      1. Rachel‏ @Rachel_Trach 2 Mar 2017
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        @bratty_jane This just messed me up 😂

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      2. Spookcubus  🦋‏ @mooncubus 3 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @gothiccornila you obviously have never seen me eat

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      3. Gothiccornila‏ @gothiccornila 3 Mar 2017
        Replying to @mooncubus @TheWeirdWorld

        no, but now I am curious as fuck.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Majeed‏ @godofavarice 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        uhhh top row incisors?

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      3. click‏ @Dvothedumbass 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @godofavarice @TheWeirdWorld

        the jaw apparently

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      1. Leah Thomas‏ @RedRadioDemon 4 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        my brain hurts from this statement, only because it's totally correct.

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      1.  🎃 Georgia  🎃‏ @tombmates 4 Mar 2017
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        eat up

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      1. feelings gang‏ @Warningfile 2 Mar 2017
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        If we were to bite down, we'd look like the kids of trash cans

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      1. Kyle Ron‏ @kizzy_lola 2 Mar 2017
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        I'm shook

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      2. Bad Boy Dilly Now‏ @TheRealDr_DRE 2 Mar 2017
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        @Whapzgetta

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      3. T.J. Whosmandzadeh‏ @Whapzgetta 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheRealDr_DRE @TheWeirdWorld

        😱

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      1.  🌹Stevin DeRose 🏀‏ @B_U_L_L_S 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        😱

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      1. Dan Hunt‏ @DJHunt86 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        you scrape snow cones, that's kind of biting down

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