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Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. #parody Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 1 Mar 2017

    My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a human is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

    7:30 PM - 1 Mar 2017
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      1. sarai figueroa‏ @saraifigueroa9 1 Mar 2017
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        this is me!! Ahahaha!!

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      2. Bruce Sinclair‏ @BruceSinclairLV 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My first instinct when I see someone plagiarize a meme is to point it out.

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      3. Name‏ @helic0por 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BruceSinclairLV @TheWeirdWorld

        this twitter repostes from https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthought 

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      1. Soccer Phreak‏ @SoccerPhreak 1 Mar 2017
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        My 1st instinct when I see someone fall is to laugh. Then think what if I was an ant and they fell on me?It wouldn't be funny

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      1. Amy Cyrus‏ @nubbins20 1 Mar 2017
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        @ashcyrus2017

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      1. Gringo Feliz‏ @gringofeliz1 7 Mar 2017
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        @JennyFenris And animals appreciate a horny nymph caressing and sucking their cocks

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      1. Gigi‏ @gigipe 5 Mar 2017
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      1. Priya Parul Singh‏ @ordinarygirlan 3 Mar 2017
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        : that screams ME!

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      1. Binta del Nobelle‏ @soopawooman 2 Mar 2017
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        Lol cos animals have something most pp don't have: sincerity!

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      1. Sarah J. California‏ @Chamberl2Sarah 2 Mar 2017
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        very very funny!

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      1. Reyad Owaidat‏ @reyad_mo 2 Mar 2017
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        hahahaha

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      1. Yolanda‏ @Yomemo 2 Mar 2017
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        so me

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      1. CYNTHIA BOESE‏ @CYNTHIABOESE2 1 Mar 2017
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        me too

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      1. Ks Princess‏ @KsPrincess69 1 Mar 2017
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        every time I drive around town and see a dog all I want to do is pull over and say hi. That puppy needs love

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      1. Maraschino 🍒‏ @maraschino 1 Mar 2017
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        Truth!

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      1. Chris Cunningham‏ @Chris123C 1 Mar 2017
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        @thigpen_3 Yip, time to give the planet back to the animals 👍🏻

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      1. jennifer‏ @funn76 1 Mar 2017
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        I just bought a dog smile all day but then a cute guy if he looks at me I avoid eye contact wishing I could just say hello

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