you forgot to add make a mess all...the...time
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Hey, but you love them And ya gotta teach them to cook and clean, y'know
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over the years the same roommate tends to take care of you & you turn into the shitty one.
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My kids cook, sometimes they clean. The easiest thing to teach your 7-8y.o. kids to cook is microwavable scrambled eggs.
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People tend to have kids for the free slave labour they bring to the table around age 5 until they move out.
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Except you love been
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And you gotta pay for all their shit and revolve your life around theirs.
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And smoke your grass.
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For some parents but NOT all.
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ha ha ha..
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not if they have a to-do list, but I sympathize

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