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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 25 Feb 2017

    We all only have like 2 min of life left till we die but every time you breathe it resets the clock.

    4:02 PM - 25 Feb 2017
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      2. homeless porn addict‏ @homelesspoad 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        .@TheWeirdWorld not true. my friend jeff was able to hold his breath for 5 minutes. i miss jeff.

        2 replies 2 retweets 33 likes
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      1. Trev Trip‏ @TrevStayTrippin 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        we are all practicly starving to death but eating resets the countdown 😂

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      2. Matt Gabbitas‏ @mattgabbitas10 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @A1L15mcsharry this is deep asf

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      4. Matt Gabbitas‏ @mattgabbitas10 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @A1L15mcsharry @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm reading down their tweets and they blow my mind

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. only root can do that‏ @devnull0000 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @Flipsiy

        On average you can play this game on average approx. 168200000 times.

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      1. Alejandro Sanchez‏ @FCBAlejandro011 25 Feb 2017
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        actually if you don't breath you pass out and you automatically start to breath again

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      1. Cag‏ @AwhJustDontStop 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        what?😆

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      1. depression but spooky‏ @Sarcasm_For_All 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        In 2012, German freediver Tom Sietas held his breath underwater for 22 minutes and 22 seconds

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      1. Tater‏ @Drake__Junior 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        i guess i could scratch off "cheated death" off my bucket list

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      2. j‏ @jackkmck 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @kayjacksonnn my heads truly kettled

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      3. Kay Jackson‏ @kayjacksonnn 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @jackkmck @TheWeirdWorld

        this has got to be the head fucks of all head fucks

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      1. Sizwe Moyo‏ @SizweMoyo 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        the original 'turn it off then on again to fix the problem'

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      1. ashley‏ @RobbieSupporter 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        it's a bit scary how correct this is..

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      2. Steph‏ @StephanieD303 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What they mean is that when u breath out u have 2 mins to live, until u breath in again.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Steph‏ @StephanieD303 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @StephanieD303 @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes people can hold their breath for 5 mins or longer but that means u are holding oxygen in ur body

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      4. Steph‏ @StephanieD303 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @StephanieD303 @TheWeirdWorld

        for that period of time and when u get that urge to breath again that me and ur out of oxygen and u only have 2mins or less

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      5. Steph‏ @StephanieD303 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @StephanieD303 @TheWeirdWorld

        to live or pass out

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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