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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 18 Feb 2017

    Do transformers get car insurance or life insurance?

    6:04 PM - 18 Feb 2017
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      1. Ria Nikolov‏ @Marie_Nikolov 18 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm pretty sure you can bundle with @Progressive

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      2. Diego-sama‏ @diegosif409 18 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        what if they transform into a jet or a helicopter?

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      1.  🇮🇪 Pádraig McAmb  ☘‏ @PatC42 18 Feb 2017
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        Do they step up or step down voltage or current?

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      1.  🦄Yishy‏ @Bubblgvm 18 Feb 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/EQ9s6HRQL3

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      1. Shomeo‏ @SassBaller 18 Feb 2017
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        only if they switch to Geico 😏

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      1. Megan McKinney‏ @WarriorMohegan 19 Feb 2017
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        @Brungardt13 The insurance companies screw them over and make them get both. Let's get real... haha

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      1. Aren‏ @Alpha_Grayson 18 Feb 2017
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        neither no one wants to give insurance to anything that has to do with Michael Bay

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      1. Jeff Wills‏ @jeffwillsgrm 18 Feb 2017
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        Transformers don't die, they get car insurance.

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      1. Jaden The Boy ™️‏ @CherryMoshpit 18 Feb 2017
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        *hits blunt* wooooaaah

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      1. Zed the Fat one‏ @ZedSpellSpitter 19 Feb 2017
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        I asked @michaelbay I while back, but he still hasn't responded yet.

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      1. anonymous101‏ @unknown17eggs 19 Feb 2017
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        does lightning msqueen get car or life insurance??

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      1. AO.619‏ @98Abdi 19 Feb 2017
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        @momo_abdu11

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      1. mswanson3000‏ @mswanson3000 19 Feb 2017
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        Toy insurance. They're toys.

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      1. Drk  🌹 NOLA‏ @Drk24and7 18 Feb 2017
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        They should get both. However the insurance company will still not payout.

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      1. Neojamesbond008‏ @Neojamesbond007 18 Feb 2017
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        Dog Insurance!

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      1. Tyler Conrad‏ @Kolossal_Kaffee 18 Feb 2017
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        Car insurance is life insurance.

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      1. Outchea!‏ @tryson___biller 18 Feb 2017
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        Bof

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