no joke I had this EXACT FUCKING THOUGHT in the shower today, wtf?! 
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you said it brother
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and they tell you that when you confront them
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my parents
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The unfairness of life isn't mainly about oppressors. It's about genes. Terminal kids. Siamese twins connected at the head.
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