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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 11 Feb 2017

    We have facial recognition technology yet a vending machine cant recognize my dollar bill.

    6:31 PM - 11 Feb 2017
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    10 replies 546 retweets 2,695 likes
      1. 寸息霾地‏ @Horus9527 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        都有人脸识别了 自动贩卖机连我的真钞票都识别不出来 RT @TheWeirdWorld: We have facial recognition technology yet a vending machine cant recognize my dollar bill.

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      1. Westernsubs‏ @Westernsubs 11 Feb 2017
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        agree. Also can put a man on moon but can't come up with easy to use juice box straws for kids.

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      1. klaatu barada nikto‏ @klaatu 11 Feb 2017
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        Dollar bills are linen, steam iron the wrinkles out in 10 sec & machines will take them like they were brand new bills.

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      1. knucklehead‏ @Nono_Sonam 11 Feb 2017
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        vending machines have trust issues, that dude has been cheated on by he's ex's

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      1. SCYLLA [MayneNet]‏ @inb4trills 12 Feb 2017
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        and man has been to the moon, yet shopping carts cannot roll straight.

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      1. Alvin‏ @aqua_al 11 Feb 2017
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        In some ways, that says more about the flaws of facial recognition technology than vending machines...

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      1. Blue Fox Nidonemo‏ @Nidonemo 11 Feb 2017
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        @BloodSpite THANK YOU! YES. AGREE. AFFIRMATIVE.

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      1. some guy‏ @cherrycreek202 11 Feb 2017
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        Wow! The world just doesn't understand you.

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      1. Forced‏ @ForcedSkill 11 Feb 2017
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        True

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