never thought of it that way!
Now I'm looking at all those birthday cake slices I've had differently 

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Their gift is not having to die of bubonic plague alone
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@JToratti also by giving them latex sacks of breath.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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an invention by paranoid people saying if I die we all die.
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@Conklin_34 just don't remind CJThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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sharing is caring
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he's so fucking right.

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...it's the thought that counts?
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#gross if u think about itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I don't mind the germs. It's just knowing that their saliva is all over it that bothers me.
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we hope they go into the fire
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