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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 3 Feb 2017

    You cannot get something clean without getting something else dirty.

    5:06 PM - 3 Feb 2017
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      1. Breanna Canter‏ @WiccasEtch 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        poor OCD person that just wants everything clean.

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg 3 Feb 2017
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        Well, in the end it's just adding dirt to dirt. Dirtying dirt is not compelling. But dirt appreciates your concern & thought.

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      1.  ⚠️ 🚸Caution: Legos Ahead 🚸 ⚠️ 🚳 📵 🚭 🔞 🚷 🚯‏ @TayBar80 4 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So the washing machine is very dirty

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      1. mike‏ @mikeytnorman 3 Feb 2017
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        plot twist, the object we clean with is dirty to begin with

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      2. autisticatboi  🌈‏ @autisticatboi 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        if you boil something all the bacteria dies then the water and the object would be clean/safe to drink.

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      3. Chris John‏ @sAME__dIFF 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @autisticatboi @TheWeirdWorld

        energy used to boil the water would cause pollutants

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      4. autisticatboi  🌈‏ @autisticatboi 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @sAME__dIFF @TheWeirdWorld

        or could be solar powered.

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      5. Chris John‏ @sAME__dIFF 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @autisticatboi @TheWeirdWorld

        need to produce solar panels. Nothing is free in this sweet world

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      1. Feras  ☪‏ @Feras_H_ 4 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        you can get your body CLEAN of nicotine or drugs, without getting something else dirty. :D

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      1. Feras  ☪‏ @Feras_H_ 4 Feb 2017
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        no. I can make my mind clean without getting something else dirty. If ..that makes any sense..

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      1. Paul Hubert‏ @Dwighthaul 3 Feb 2017
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        what about my mind?

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      1. Avengereena‏ @Avengereena 3 Feb 2017
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        what if you clean up your act?

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      1. Walker Storage‏ @WalkerStorage 3 Feb 2017
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        You guys are awesome!

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      1. Kelly‏ @soonerkelly 3 Feb 2017
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        hand sanitizer. It's the one magical thing

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      1. KARedWings‏ @karedwings 3 Feb 2017
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        Um, ask Dr. Phil there buddy.

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      1. taryn‏ @gopherboi 3 Feb 2017
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        this guy told me you can clean dishes with dirt (I made his nasty ass leave the premise) but can you get dirt dirty?

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