Eyebrows protect the eyes from salty sweat. Facial hair protects the mouth and throat from the salty sweat produced by lying.
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@CaduncanS It's even more disturbing to think about eyebrows being mustaches for your eyes lol -
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glad we could be on he same page

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You are genius.
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@TheWeirdWorld And then you need to "frown" when giving a kiss on the lips! ;-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Didn't Know It Protected My Mouth As Such
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Or a beard for your nose.
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fucking love this account and I found it today
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