I would like to thank it too, but it's a bullshit theory and I rather thank God
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evolution brought you god
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they are slow learners wait a few decades & they'll get the hang of it

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you're joking right? Misquotes have been here since the dinosaurs
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Lol that autocorrect.
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oh crap don't give evolution ideas
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They're still annoying af
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感谢进化没有给蚊子跟苍蝇一样的躲巴掌能力 RT
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Gotta say thanks to little buzz too, that lets you know they're hungry.
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@PurpleReveries
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Saitama still can't kill it.
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What thinks
@TheWeirdWorld about#GoldenShowers ?#daretoaskThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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