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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 7 Jan 2017

    A clock that is even a millisecond off, never shows the right time, but a dead clock shows the exact time twice a day.

    7:01 PM - 7 Jan 2017
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      2. Russell T. Trombone‏ @feelmyhandle 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        unless the dead clock is digital

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      3. Collins Kigen‏ @collinskigen 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @feelmyhandle @TheWeirdWorld

        yeah digital would be right just once a day

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      4. ʲᵃᵏᵒʸᵘᵍᶦ‏ @awino_g 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @collinskigen @feelmyhandle @TheWeirdWorld

        digital wouldn't be because it wouldn't show anything on the screen completely.

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      1. Bob in the 502‏ @bobinthe502 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        A clock that is a millisecond off will eventually show the right time just as the dead clock does.

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      1. NinjaPanda‏ @PandaSquiish 8 Jan 2017
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        but you have to look at the dead clock at the EXACT millisecond for it to show the correct time. Which is impossible so GTFO

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      1. Daniel Reinhart‏ @TheAwesum42 7 Jan 2017
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        The clocks that are off will say the attempt is more important than the result.

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      1. Baloney Cafe‏ @PaltryAndFowl 7 Jan 2017
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        Twice a day...I NAIL it! Ho hum...if my Dad just understood.

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      1. 巣鴨の外人‏ @gj8876 9 Jan 2017
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        Yes. The problem is that no-one needs exact time at low probability, while most need approximate time at high probability

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      1. Aiden Osman‏ @AidenOsman 8 Jan 2017
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        time is subjective

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      1. Jenny  ☺️ 😸 🙋🏼‍♀️ 🏃🏼‍♀️ 🚣‍♀️‏ @jenjensheep 8 Jan 2017
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        Nah most clocks are only accurate to the second so a clock 1 millisecond off will show correct time exactly 99.9% of the time

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