I have and I fell and I decided to just take a bath instead
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I've never "run" to the store either.
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but have you "jumped" in the shower? ;)
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this account is clearly Jordan in disguise
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I have....it didn't end well
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I have whoops is that weird
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I did once, just to say I had. Nearly took a bite out of the "porcelain."
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Now you make me wanna try it and break my neck
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hell no even with those rubber flowers you risk breaking your neck
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Me neither. I guess we're non-morons in that department anyway.
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