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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 22 Dec 2016

    When I make fried chicken, I am rubbing a corpse with the embryos of its own offspring.

    7:30 PM - 22 Dec 2016
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      2. 寸息霾地‏ @Horus9527 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        做炸鸡的时候,要先用它后代的胚胎涂抹并按摩它的尸体。RT @TheWeirdWorld: When I make fried chicken, I am rubbing a corpse with the embryos of its own offspring.

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      1. suzanne taylor‏ @suzanne73542 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @miadm_13 I didn't know you fried chicken 🍗! This I gotta see!

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      1. Popo-Spooppai/Creepy-Black-Milk‏ @Popos_Oppais2 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        that's amateur shit eat that shit with the chickens birth blood

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Paul Simon's song "Mother and Child Reunion". He got that name from a Chinese restaurant menu. A dish made w/ chicken & eggs.

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      1. Miguel Leal ll-//‏ @Lealkiki 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        ........ Daaaam

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      2. tony paro‏ @ParoEqr 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If you mean eggs, then they are not embryos. They are unfertilized ova. Won't turn into chicken unless rooster was handy.

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      3. Mohammed Alam‏ @cyberony 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ParoEqr @TheWeirdWorld

        Wait, could you please explain that "unfertilized ova" thing? I don't get it.

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      4. Mohammed Alam‏ @cyberony 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @cyberony @ParoEqr @TheWeirdWorld

        The rooster was in the scene pre-egg-laying, wasn't it? What am I missing?

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      5. Russian Bot #4815162342000‏ @Wampa_Killer 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @cyberony @ParoEqr

        Chickens lay eggs when a rooster fertilizes something in the chicken. I think. Idk bird reproduction. #mammalsFTW

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      6. Mohammed Alam‏ @cyberony 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Wampa_Killer @ParoEqr

        Right, but that's B4 the egg is laid, right? Rooster -> action -> egg forming -> egg laying -> brooding -> chicken.

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      7. Russian Bot #4815162342000‏ @Wampa_Killer 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @cyberony @ParoEqr

        Idk. I think it goes sex -> egg forming -> egg laid -> hatching

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      1. Bushra‏ @bush_gem 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        things just became ewww. Never gonna see fc the same way again. 😖

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      1. Lana‏ @Lana_Whimsical 22 Dec 2016
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        Now that's deep♻

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      1. Scott a Lambert‏ @scoottlambert 22 Dec 2016
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        believe me I agree with that........

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      1. creus‏ @Slothyte 22 Dec 2016
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        jesus christ

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      1. anas moin‏ @anasmoin7 22 Dec 2016
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        brutal

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