Or to yell at him for not getting what they wanted.
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I bet half the fun of writing these is watching idiots try to poke holes in them.
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santa claus doesnt exist. Therefore kids shouldn't thank a stranger for gifts that their parents bought for them.
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or they can get a refund
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@lah867 Billy Bob Thornton can't go back to the seen of the crime. Oh.. Unless Lauren Graham comes with himThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@p_hedges Or! The more likely scenario
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or kick him in the nuts for not getting the right presents.
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Be thankful kids

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or 4 complaining 2him4 getting it wrong!
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And it should be a Black man in that suit.
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hell I'll dress up like Santa and do it for free! Besides, I can see all you hot moms
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next year I'm coming over in a fat santa suit.
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BEST IDEA EVER
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