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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 21 Dec 2016

    Santa Claus should be in the mall the week after Christmas so kids can go back to thank him for the presents he brought them.

    5:05 PM - 21 Dec 2016
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      1. Lynbean‏ @Lynbean24 21 Dec 2016
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        Or to yell at him for not getting what they wanted.

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      1. Only A Story Media‏ @jamesloges 21 Dec 2016
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        I bet half the fun of writing these is watching idiots try to poke holes in them.

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      2. Alex‏ @Alexandre_1345 21 Dec 2016
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        santa claus doesnt exist. Therefore kids shouldn't thank a stranger for gifts that their parents bought for them.

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      3. The Lion 67‏ @roguegambit67 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Alexandre_1345 @TheWeirdWorld

        congratulations on missing the pointpic.twitter.com/BrlM37N7lM

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      1. Jak‏ @TheDaxterTV 21 Dec 2016
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        or they can get a refund

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      1. S-JNX‏ @ScottJNX 21 Dec 2016
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        @lah867 Billy Bob Thornton can't go back to the seen of the crime. Oh.. Unless Lauren Graham comes with him

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      1. Koci‏ @Koci71 21 Dec 2016
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        @p_hedges Or! The more likely scenario 😂 https://youtu.be/af7LwnA913g 

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      1. Buncus kuglóf  🍞‏ @CaptainHarrr 21 Dec 2016
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        or kick him in the nuts for not getting the right presents.

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      1. Salaar‏ @salaarkhan829 21 Dec 2016
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        Be thankful kids 😞🙏🏽

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      1. POAF! יהוה #Navarro4POTUS #Navarro2020‏ @LatiNillionaire 21 Dec 2016
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        or 4 complaining 2him4 getting it wrong! #MerryChristmas

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      1. #NowThatYouKnow  ♏‏ @Skye_SE 21 Dec 2016
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        And it should be a Black man in that suit.

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      2. DJ  🇺🇸‏ @Dee__Jay__ 21 Dec 2016
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        hell I'll dress up like Santa and do it for free! Besides, I can see all you hot moms

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      4. DJ  🇺🇸‏ @Dee__Jay__ 21 Dec 2016
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        next year I'm coming over in a fat santa suit.

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      6. DJ  🇺🇸‏ @Dee__Jay__ 21 Dec 2016
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        😊

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      1. Stephanie Samardzich‏ @SSamardzich 21 Dec 2016
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        BEST IDEA EVER💜

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