Or even 10 p.m., if you have a baby boy. I can now empty and reload a dishwasher with the quiet precision of a jewel thief.
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so true, trying to cook food in the microwave like popcorn becomes a nightmare
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I get up at 3:45AM every morning for work , so I know that this is true
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the sound of a squeking staircase drives me Nuts ! It's always louder when you don't need it to be
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@shanesthedeal I love a quiet house full of relatives when I hit your guts!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ItsShadowblade or while a test in classThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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or at 5am
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When your little decides they want to do it at 2am it's even louder
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indeed
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@MegaTJP Warming up food in the microwaveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MegaTJP THIS IS SO TRUE

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