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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 9 Dec 2016

    Imagine having 365 friends and going to a birthday party everyday and you never have to spend money on food cause you eat the birthday food.

    2:32 PM - 9 Dec 2016
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    • Stephanie Willis 🍁 Jo 🍁 Jordan Dave mattiebarker 𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓃𝓈𝒾𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒶 Stan Gritty Shaylin Kisten Annill
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      2. Tim T‏ @TimT_Texas 9 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "Will you be my friend?" "Depends. When's your birthday?"

        1 reply 1 retweet 28 likes
      3. Cori Ronan‏ @saltcath 9 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TimT_Texas @TheWeirdWorld

        "Sorry. I already have a December 12."

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Aland Besarany‏ @ABesarany 9 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        but u have to spend money on a gift or a card and money in the card

        0 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
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      2. Mike Haber‏ @MikeHaberPhoto 9 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But once a year you have to feed 364 people!

        2 replies 1 retweet 42 likes
      3. Smelly Cat‏ @as33m 9 Dec 2016
        Replying to @MikeHaberPhoto

        you have "365 friends" not 364. So you're sharing your own birthday also with someone, he's giving party you're not

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Mike Haber‏ @MikeHaberPhoto 9 Dec 2016
        Replying to @as33m

        So you never reciprocate?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Smelly Cat‏ @as33m 10 Dec 2016
        Replying to @MikeHaberPhoto

        I personally do. But if I get habitual of mooching off my frenz 364 days in a year, I'll probably be doing it 1 more day 😉

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Dr. Pallas Cat, immodest woman‏ @doctortovey 9 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You'd have to pick them carefully and what if one died? You'd have to find a new friend with exact same bday. Big effort.

        1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
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      2. weyimi‏ @rockyuluba 9 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        leap year ?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🦇‏ @ThroatsOvHorror 9 Dec 2016
        Replying to @rockyuluba @TheWeirdWorld

        Have an extra friend in your back pocket and call them up when there's a leap year.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. dont @ me‏ @julian_ayy 9 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        fam you gonna look for friends that all have a different birthday or what

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      1. stranger‏ @apexpredetor99 9 Dec 2016
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        why u guys taking it seriously ( comments )

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      1. Gabriel I‏ @djgabrieli 9 Dec 2016
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        what a shitty thought.

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      1. Tico‏ @SirAlexGenius 9 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        U already have enough drama w/few friends, u wanna care for 365? U could get sick of food from 1 time, u wanna go for 365???

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      1. SIvaROshaN mahaMAYAN‏ @SivaroshanM 9 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        what about expense for my own birthday?? It may cost more than what I would actually spend on own food

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      1. Fat Cat Dance‏ @dougiamm 9 Dec 2016
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        Extremely unlikely that the 365 would have birthdays on different days. Who writes this stuff?

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