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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 6 Dec 2016

    Q: What's worse than a cookie drowning in the tea? A: The second cookie on a rescue mission drowns too.

    6:04 PM - 6 Dec 2016
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    • spookyholidayszn sean mcpeak 𝓥𝓲𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓵 Lucy Olivia Davis Just My Thoughts nick ;) Tezz A M M Y INDEPENDENT
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      2. Brooke Kelly‏ @one_bre 6 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        why are you putting your cookies in tea?!

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      1. Angryxicana‏ @angry_xicana 6 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Also the illusion that you just made the perfect cookie dunk and the cookie breaks in half on the way up.😭

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      1. Mihir‏ @mihirmodi 6 Dec 2016
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        Shakti ShettyVerified account @Shakti_Shetty
        Q: What's worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea? A: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns too.
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      1. Scott Van Denham 🇨🇦‏ @25or6to4scotty 6 Dec 2016
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        But at least they gave their lives in the cause of great-tasting tea.

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      1. Hotweazle.‏ @tommypaino 6 Dec 2016
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        what is definitely worse than a cookie dunked in tea is ,an Oreo dunked in Coca-Cola

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      1. Maybe Zachariah‏ @A_Wiz_World 10 Dec 2016
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        I think they have found antijokes

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      1. Serena‏ @soosthebest 7 Dec 2016
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        @k_batata

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      1. Darpan Das‏ @DarpanDas 7 Dec 2016
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        Lol... it has happened to me several times... Dnt remember hw many cookies hv sacrificed till nw...!

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      1.  👻 BOO  🧟‍♂️‏ @heatherwescott 6 Dec 2016
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        @_motherpanic_ somehow I don't think this is an accedent

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      1. Best Pony‏ @FluttersFuck 6 Dec 2016
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        in tea? 😕

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      1. SpurVille17‏ @Deanster66Sam 6 Dec 2016
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        The other cookie coyldnt live wit out the other just said fuck it 😞

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