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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 5 Dec 2016

    At the age of 28, my expected lifetime remaining is around 63%. When I see my phones battery at 63%, I feel like its almost dead.

    2:32 PM - 5 Dec 2016
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    • Pako 1291 Hannah Tremaine *attempts to do the thing* Niamh McDade Jade Adkins 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓒𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓜𝓔 𝓗𝓪𝓶𝓶𝔂  ™🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦👻 🎃 River The Spookzel 🎃 ByranCito Shika✨
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      1. Michael‏ @ThatMichaelGuy1 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        nobody thinks like that in the shower

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      1. maksim‏ @guyonthepenny 5 Dec 2016
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        probably because phone batteries dont last many decades

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      2. Simple Jack‏ @DogShitHuman 5 Dec 2016
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        @_tracksuitpants

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      3. Emmet‏ @_tracksuitpants 5 Dec 2016
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        I'm well chuffed with 63%! And all the fun stuff is yet to come, like crippling loneliness

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      1. Navdeep singh‏ @deepsingh19 5 Dec 2016
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        hahah true .. It's found with much of us. it's isolation ...these dead gizmos are only companion.

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      1. Xylophobiac‏ @Xylophobiac 5 Dec 2016
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        Time to upgrade.

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      1. Cathy Mc Dougall‏ @cazzeypop 10 Dec 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld

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      1. Zach Brodsky‏ @Zbroenp2145 8 Dec 2016
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        this is a scary realization. Thanks a lot.

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      1. Go Green‏ @megaocher 6 Dec 2016
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        False. The average lifespan is not 44, as your post implies. Assuming 71 years(avg global lifespan), 63% would be 44.7 years

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      1. S.‏ @BASKERZEKE 5 Dec 2016
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        well, you're always almost dead.

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      1. Raj‏ @rajuadnani 5 Dec 2016
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        😁

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      1.  ❌Jim Levers ❌‏ @jblevers 5 Dec 2016
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        so I'm 58 , that means my life expectancy is somewhere around 30% ? When my battery gets that low - I recharge!! Hahaha !!

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