The public restroom toilet you used has been sat on by thousands of other people's butts.
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@DerpDurCake Think of school cafeteria forks. -
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but there washed
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and then dried with a nasty towel that smells like feet and may have fallen on the floor at least once.
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that actually sounds about right
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they're the prostitutes of the silverware world
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thanks. Now I won't be able to eat in a restaurant ever again.
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ahhhhhh
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I'm at a restaurant rn good thing I'm getting a corn dog and fries
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just like your mom
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so ...!!??
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good to know ... Now I'm never eating at a restaurant again.
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kinda hot if you ask me
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