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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 16 Nov 2016

    I wish I had an accurate count of exactly how many slices of pizza I’ve had in my life.

    12:31 PM - 16 Nov 2016
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      1. Matt Laflamme‏ @laflamme9 16 Nov 2016
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        @Durzy91

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      1. On-a-Spook‏ @OnaStickProduct 16 Nov 2016
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        If this was 2007, I'd say over 9000...

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      1. Tom Montagliano‏ @TomMontagliano 16 Nov 2016
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        you could probably ball park it with this equation: # of Pizza Slices Eaten = (Years Alive-8) * 52 * (avg num of slices/wk)

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      1. BMac‏ @Yon_tweeter 16 Nov 2016
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        still love to tell me pizza cutter in the take away to 'cut mine into 4, couldn't eat 8'. Never gets old 🤔

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      1. TurrisFortisMihiDeus‏ @ZippyYeti 16 Nov 2016
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        I do. That number is ALL. All the pizza.

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      1. Kazi‏ @kamakazi1104 16 Nov 2016
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        @Tonyrizzoo

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      2. hoovyhoov‏ @hoovdizl 16 Nov 2016
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        @TravisH329 Infinite and beyond.

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      3. Travis Hardman‏ @TravisH329 17 Nov 2016
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        I had 6 the other night #FAT

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      1. 3chordkent‏ @LaughinRussell 16 Nov 2016
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        you mean like a pie chart?

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      1. Nathan Ingram‏ @InGramWeTrust 16 Nov 2016
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        @carowindz a2+b2=c2

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      1. Elias Gaona‏ @Dr_Gaona 16 Nov 2016
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        it's like the asking how many links does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?!? The world may never know

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      1. Irregular Anatomist‏ @Irr_Anatomist 16 Nov 2016
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        My OCD would go crazy if it didn't total multiples of whole pizzas... 67 pizzas and 3 slices, nooooo....! @TheWeirdWorld

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      1. Frank Fragomeni‏ @fragofr 16 Nov 2016
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        that would be very very scary for me to know that about myself

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      1. Cathy Lanslide‏ @Problonde7 16 Nov 2016
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        how many for you @35Lansdale ? 😂

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      1. Cameron‏ @DaChevyy 16 Nov 2016
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