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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 16 Oct 2016

    If time machines were to ever exist, they would already exist.

    3:02 PM - 16 Oct 2016
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      1. #VogliamoMaldini‏ @HoldTheMilan 16 Oct 2016
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      2. A Christian Server‏ @SomeCreeep 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        you think anyone would want to come back to 2016?

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      1. nolan‏ @NolanEC11 16 Oct 2016
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        not if they don't yet exist.

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      1. Chris Butler‏ @ChrisButler702 16 Oct 2016
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        The inventor needn't be born yet. Just proof that the technology IS possible. They do exist. Just not in our timeline...yet.

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      1. محمد الصادق ليدي‏ @SodiqLaide 16 Oct 2016
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        Family Guy tho 😂😂😂

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      1. DazzleGirl94‏ @dazzlegirl94 20 Oct 2016
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        This is such a paradox, and I love it! ☺️

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      1. Andrew White‏Verified account @AndrewRWhite 17 Oct 2016
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        I'm sure I've read this next year...

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      1. Phil Barron‏ @wave01uk 16 Oct 2016
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        no. A time machine only lets you travel back to the time it was created, not before.

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      1. Connor S. Petrella‏ @Sebastion_p 16 Oct 2016
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        they would always exist. Even if there not invented now, soon they will be so it will happen somewere in the timestream

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      2. Zèék‏ @ZackBitz 16 Oct 2016
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        @NicWaldron47 this is deep

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      3. Nac Wildron‏ @NicWaldron47 17 Oct 2016
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        they do

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      4. Zèék‏ @ZackBitz 17 Oct 2016
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        this maybe the first time in human history we agree upon something

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      5. Nac Wildron‏ @NicWaldron47 17 Oct 2016
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        But I get the couch

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      6. Zèék‏ @ZackBitz 17 Oct 2016
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        and I get shotgun in the jeep

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      7. Nac Wildron‏ @NicWaldron47 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ZackBitz @TheWeirdWorld

        I got to race a beamer in the Mustang 🖕🏽

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      8. Zèék‏ @ZackBitz 19 Oct 2016
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        I was still the first one to drive it

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      9. Nac Wildron‏ @NicWaldron47 19 Oct 2016
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        I was the first one to race it

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      1. Amf Armstrong‏ @amfony77 16 Oct 2016
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        they would have always existed!

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