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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 11 Oct 2016

    I never know how to react to someone knocking on a toilet door.

    7:04 PM - 11 Oct 2016
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    33 replies 510 retweets 1,864 likes
      1. ZL‏ @ZL898 11 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "Occupied!"

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      2. Mark McHamill‏ @FakeFan50 11 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I always knock back.

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      1. Hayden‏ @haydenneal05 11 Oct 2016
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        Start moaning way to loud

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      1. Stacers‏ @ChivetteStacy 11 Oct 2016
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        I look to make sure it's locked and keep my mouth shut. Lol

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      1. Mike‏ @MC21701 11 Oct 2016
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        a handful of shit lobbed over the door usually does the trick.

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      1. Jordon F. DePalma‏ @kenpoedge 11 Oct 2016
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        "I'm sorry, I can't come to the door right now. Please leave a message after the beep." "BEEEEEP!!"

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      1. Ricardo Pacheco‏ @ricardo_p_m 11 Oct 2016
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        knock back in a funny way

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      1. Victoria Swain‏ @vicswain19 12 Oct 2016
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        @madiib22

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      1. .‏ @i_Rock_u_dont 11 Oct 2016
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        when I'm at house" IM GONNA BE LAAAATEE" I say as I continue scrolling through twitter.

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      1. Baloney Cafe‏ @PaltryAndFowl 11 Oct 2016
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        How about... Hey Elvis, if that's you, this one is taken.

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      1. Tom Montagliano‏ @TomMontagliano 11 Oct 2016
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        the commonly accepted way to deal with this is to clear your throat really loudly #AHEM

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      1. Luscious Malfoy  🕷 🕸 🎃‏ @katebbell 11 Oct 2016
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        "just a minute!"

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      1. Kenzie Bierl‏ @kenziebierll 11 Oct 2016
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        lol @djthoma123 i just texted you this the other day.

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      1. ᴊʏᴏ 🍒‏ @Squiddy11063 11 Oct 2016
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        SO TRUE 😂

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      1. Sayeed Kabir Sadat‏ @kebir_sadat 16 Oct 2016
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        tell them come in.

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      1. Mfanufikile‏ @mbanjwamv 14 Oct 2016
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        "come in"

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      1. Ily Larter‏ @liellypatra 13 Oct 2016
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        u yell "ada orang berak! " pretty loud n clear

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