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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 25 Sep 2016

    Why is miss Universe always from Earth?

    2:54 PM - 25 Sep 2016
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      2. Sunshine  ☀‏ @PeloStill 25 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What makes you think everyone on earth is from Earth?

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      1. WILL BE SHUT DOWN‏ @MrObsidy 25 Sep 2016
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        checkmate atheists

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      1. Person of Disinterest‏ @NearEastMugwump 25 Sep 2016
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        Because Proxima Centauri b won't return our calls.

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      1. john cameron‏ @j_cameron12 25 Sep 2016
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        for the same reason the #WorldSeries only has #American baseball teams

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      1. Xylophobiac‏ @Xylophobiac 25 Sep 2016
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        She has to come from some planet, it just happens to be earth.

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      1. King Fenty 👑‏ @Yaw_Nokturnal 25 Sep 2016
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        The earth has the most beautiful women in the universe

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      1. Propane Goose  💥 🐦‏ @RealHouseSanity 25 Sep 2016
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        m8 have u seen the chicks on mars fuck me they look like mutants

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      1. Paul Chukwusom‏ @Rayginble 24 Dec 2016
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        lmao

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      1. Silverthreads‏ @RCNSilverSailor 27 Sep 2016
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        We're still competing in the regionals!

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      1. mana einstein‏ @ManaEinstein 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @sagarcasm

        water keeps the skin fresh, young and glowing...and there is no water elsewhere in the universe other than earth!

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      1.  ✍🏼 𝒮𝓊𝑒𝓎𝑒𝓈𝒲𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒𝓈  🧚‍♀️‏ @SuEyesClicks 26 Sep 2016
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        @vlvareloaded such q wierd world 🙄

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      1. Nimit‏ @nimitarora1991 26 Sep 2016
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        @sagarcasm because all judges are from Earth #Partiality

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      1. Ahmad Macchiato  🇳🇬 🇩🇪 🇫🇷‏ @Bt_ahmadi 26 Sep 2016
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        Really! I'll give my vote to any other from Mars or Venus. Lol.

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      1. The Old White Hand‏ @CBRhino 25 Sep 2016
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        because white people have conspired against the rest of the universe during their secret monthly white people meetings.Devils

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      1. Lotus Prince‏ @LotusPrince 25 Sep 2016
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        The same reason the World Series is always in America.

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      1. Mᴀʀᴛɪɴ Aɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴏɴ  🌈 The Textbook Introvert!‏ @mdtauk 25 Sep 2016
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        Same reason the World Series is only made up of US teams

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      1. Laura Díaz‏ @laurayosiam 25 Sep 2016
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        Ajajajjajajajajjaaaaa! I had same question when I was little 😂😂😂😂

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