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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 15 Sep 2016

    If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

    8:59 PM - 15 Sep 2016
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      1.  🎱Davey 🎱‏ @147GreenBaize 15 Sep 2016
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        So I would get matched up with a dirty old man who can't spell..

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      1.  ⚕ Juan El Médico  ⚕‏ @Dr_JuanDRios 15 Sep 2016
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        Or not. Think about the last few things you googled...

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      1. Kat Verda‏ @KatVerdaDesign 15 Sep 2016
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        I would never date someone with my browser history.

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      2. Makyah Amundson‏ @MakyahScoob 15 Sep 2016
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        @shelbyobrien5 um haunted asylums?

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      3. Makyah Amundson‏ @MakyahScoob 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @MakyahScoob @TheWeirdWorld @shelbyobrien5

        correction. Haunted or abandoned anything

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      1. Finger = 💥 👈‏ @scboy31 16 Sep 2016
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        but it'll be all porn.

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      1. nitish parashar‏ @theglumsceptic 16 Sep 2016
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        With a separate category for Incognito😜

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      1. Shaurya Singh‏ @I_Shaurya_Singh 17 Sep 2016
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        then i would get matches with almost all porn and Hollywood actresses along with my gf's sister.😅

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      1. Mike Hill‏ @HillHill0611 17 Sep 2016
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        Shhhhhhhhh! Don't let that get out! #1000WaysToBeSingle #truthslashfiction #satchat

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      1. melissa pecore‏ @ThatSillyMissy 16 Sep 2016
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        or the worst

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      1. Zoose‏ @Senor_Moody 16 Sep 2016
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        my last Google search: Do turtles have knees...

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      1. Lia Mesme‏ @scriptament 16 Sep 2016
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        Oh no, I would get matched up with monsters and serial killers.

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      1. Luca‏ @opsgo 16 Sep 2016
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        i use duckduckgo

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      1. Rechell Joy Esma‏ @itsmerechell 16 Sep 2016
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        Then I'll end up dating my classmates. 😑

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      1. Abdullah abdulaziz‏ @slimshady39 15 Sep 2016
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        Google almost makes everything now So yeah they will do this to

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      1. sir. mcnuggets®‏ @kayvonmcnuggets 15 Sep 2016
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        porn comes to mind just think about ot

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      1. Siren‏ @SirenMobi 16 Sep 2016
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        We actually did that exact thing as a #QuestionOfTheDay!pic.twitter.com/4e0BvUYj4k

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