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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 15 Sep 2016

    The sentence “I never said she stole my bike” can be read with seven different meanings, depending on which word you emphasize.

    3:27 PM - 15 Sep 2016
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      2. Magma‏ @Magmabloxing 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Can you tell me all seven?

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      3.  🦇‏ @ThroatsOvHorror 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @Magmabloxing @TheWeirdWorld

        Examples: "I never said SHE stole my bike" "I never SAID she stole my bike"

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      4. Brian D. Smith‏ @THEJonMoxson 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ThroatsOvHorror @TheWeirdWorld

        Emphasize MY can mean another's bike. Emphasize BIKE implies theft of something else

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      1. Dorado Jones‏ @blackhammer2019 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        huh

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      1. Nivia Garcia‏ @nivia_garcia 15 Sep 2016
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        That was literally me!😅

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      1. Kathlyn Mercado‏ @kathlyn_20 15 Sep 2016
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        how?

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      1. Pirouz Parang‏ @p_parang 15 Sep 2016
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        isn't this true for every sentence?

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      2.  💀 🔮NOOT 🎃 🦇‏ @natalialorelay 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @BeckyWenlock bruh

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      3. Becky Wenlock‏ @BeckyWenlock 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @natalialorelay @TheWeirdWorld

        madness😂

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      1. Kevin Whitman‏ @Kevin_Whitmann 15 Sep 2016
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        @jackcolosimo this shit got me tripping dude

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      1. Lil’ Bitch‏ @thisisdeadasf 15 Sep 2016
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        holy shit this is wierd

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      2. L.O.B.‏ @gamester1440 15 Sep 2016
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        doesn't this work with most sentences? 🤔

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      1. Tabea‏ @ConfusedTapir 18 Sep 2016
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        @klavierjunge

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      1. LPX7129ER‏ @LPX7129ER 17 Sep 2016
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        i never said she stole MY bike

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      1. Emmanuella Udofia‏ @emmaudofia14 16 Sep 2016
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        holy crap, that's true

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      1. alexanderm‏ @alexm11110 16 Sep 2016
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        still having a go and nothing

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