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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 29 Aug 2016

    To find a needle in a haystack all you have to do is burn down the haystack.

    4:31 PM - 29 Aug 2016
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      2. Dimitri Petrov‏ @Noyzpuppet 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Uhh, then it would just be find the needle in the ash stack, hardly makes it easier.

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      3. Pestuji‏ @PeytonSperl 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @Noyzpuppet @TheWeirdWorld

        I was surprised nobody said this yet. The needle would be blackened, too.

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      2. Jesse Anderson‏ @dimentiorules 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        thinking outside the box, I like it!

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      1. Srk Ahmed‏ @Srk7863221 30 Aug 2016
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        burn the haystack then take a small magnet and hover it over the ashes

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      1. Cooper‏ @Wockabass 30 Aug 2016
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        or take you shoes off

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      1. Antonio Addario‏ @jocko041602 29 Aug 2016
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        then its find the needle in the ashes

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      1. Michael Gandall‏ @MichaelJGandall 29 Aug 2016
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        or have a very powerful magnet on hand. or even both

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      2. Saurabh Suresh‏ @suresh_saurabh 29 Aug 2016
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        I bet those who are talking about using Magnets got that idea from Tony in Avengers 2...

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      1. Akash‏ @thisisaxy 29 Aug 2016
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        or use a good magnet

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      1. Ryhan‏ @RyhanIsHe 29 Aug 2016
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        then look through the ashes

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      1. Justin‏ @GreenLntrnGolf 29 Aug 2016
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        It would save a lot of time...

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      1. elmoknife‏ @elmoknife 29 Aug 2016
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        or use a magnet

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      1. goth moth  🗡‏ @Envella_ 29 Aug 2016
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        I'm pretty sure Keith Kogane would do this

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