What if we both just forget?
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no shit
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@brit_westbrook guess you dying firstThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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that was literally what I was thinking just before I asked my gf out
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except my relationship with food cuz I'm gonna eat it all!
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@jess_daltonn well nahhhhhhThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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and I will miss them when they die.
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So the best possible ending of a relationship is if you die first.
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what about a homicide-suicide act, i can kill my girlfriend and suicide. Or what if aliens kidnap me or her?
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what a thought, never would've guessed
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or unless you part ways because of circumstances and lose contact of course.
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That'll count as breaking up.
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well in the bf/gf sense yes, but there are other relationships. Like I've never dated my mom, but we have a good relationship
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Jack Handy is that you?
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