and if you actually do porn.. Tell them you work at starbucks.
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I wished I'd seen this yesterday. Someone told me I looked like someone famous. 



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reminded me of a friends episode
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@Gorechik666 ha ha
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@52dollarbill_ Not exactly sure if this would be worth the jokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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or you can tell them you've been on Americas Most Wanted
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The expression on their face wudv been PRICELESS!!!!
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LOL! Usually I just tell them, "I should! I dated your mom a while back..."
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