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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 23 May 2016

    I never understood how saying “half a dozen” is more practical than “six”

    5:00 PM - 23 May 2016
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    • rawr🌈 Erin Sewall syd the kid Jacker love, dallin Air Bear Joe :p Kelsy Yarbrough
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      2. My Name Is Jeff‏ @H4h9 23 May 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        or 36 months. Your son is 2 and a half.

        2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      3.  ✨saggy ✨‏ @saygevictori 28 May 2016
        Replying to @H4h9 @TheWeirdWorld

        36 months is 2 and a half?🙃

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      4. My Name Is Jeff‏ @H4h9 28 May 2016
        Replying to @saygevictori @TheWeirdWorld

        pls no. I realised my mistake moments after i tweeted that and now im too afraid to comment on it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. My Name Is Jeff‏ @H4h9 28 May 2016
        Replying to @H4h9 @saygevictori

        i had to live with the pressure that someone might call me out on it one day...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6.  ✨saggy ✨‏ @saygevictori 28 May 2016
        Replying to @H4h9

        you're gonna have to go through therapy for the trauma this tweet has caused, best of luck to you mate

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. My Name Is Jeff‏ @H4h9 28 May 2016
        Replying to @saygevictori

        or you know, just not care. Ive been doing fine for 21 years so far. Best of luck internet lady.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8.  ✨saggy ✨‏ @saygevictori 28 May 2016
        Replying to @H4h9

        now i'll just need a birthday and address so i can send you a birthday gift (surprise it's a calculator)

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      9. My Name Is Jeff‏ @H4h9 28 May 2016
        Replying to @saygevictori

        i live about 3 continents away, surprisingly and ironicly im actually good at math but oh well :( life has its moments

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      1. moidov‏ @moidov 23 May 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Much funnier than that is when we give websites as "double-u double-u double-u" (6 syllables) when "world wide web" is only 3

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      1. Theodore Jasper Detweiler‏ @Lord_Zedd11 23 May 2016
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        Or how people say a bakers dozen instead of 13.

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      1. 𝕤𝕦𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕓 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪‏ @alliseeisphilly 23 May 2016
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        or half past 6. Its 6 fucking 30

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      1. Julieckert‏ @LittleEckert 23 May 2016
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        "I NEED 6 EGGS." "That's too expensive."

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      1. Kathy Pelkowski‏ @kkpelkowski 23 May 2016
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        because language doesn't have to be boring.

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      1. Theodore Jasper Detweiler‏ @Lord_Zedd11 23 May 2016
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        Same

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