or 36 months. Your son is 2 and a half.
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36 months is 2 and a half?

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pls no. I realised my mistake moments after i tweeted that and now im too afraid to comment on it.
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i had to live with the pressure that someone might call me out on it one day...
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you're gonna have to go through therapy for the trauma this tweet has caused, best of luck to you mate
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or you know, just not care. Ive been doing fine for 21 years so far. Best of luck internet lady.
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now i'll just need a birthday and address so i can send you a birthday gift (surprise it's a calculator)
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i live about 3 continents away, surprisingly and ironicly im actually good at math but oh well :( life has its moments
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Much funnier than that is when we give websites as "double-u double-u double-u" (6 syllables) when "world wide web" is only 3
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Or how people say a bakers dozen instead of 13.
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or half past 6. Its 6 fucking 30
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"I NEED 6 EGGS." "That's too expensive."
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because language doesn't have to be boring.
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