@TheWeirdWorld @JaslynneForrest IT'S JUST BACON GOD DAMNIT
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@TheWeirdWorld@PFreidel I would buy it!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@x_pantherAD@TheWeirdWorld I've never burned toast that badly in my life actually that was me subtweeting someone I know - 1 more reply
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@TheWeirdWorld Then you could be easily killed by someone turning off your alarm in a real fire by shouting "It's only burnt toast!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheWeirdWorld that would make it 100 times easier to burn someone's house and get away with it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheWeirdWorld but then what if an arsonist set a deep sleeper's house on fire and turned the alarm off by saying thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheWeirdWorld I woke up to the sound of the smoke alarm, stumbled to get out if my room, only to find my dad making toast.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheWeirdWorld or im only smocking.
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@TheWeirdWorld I'm glad someone else thinks thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheWeirdWorld every time ours goes off my husband yells "dinners ready!!!" He calls it the dinner bell.
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