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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 27 Apr 2016

    Someone should invent a smoke alarm with voice recognition that stops beeping if you shout “It’s only burnt toast!” at it.

    10:02 PM - 27 Apr 2016
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      1. Austin Kimmel‏ @austinkimmel98 28 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld @JaslynneForrest IT'S JUST BACON GOD DAMNIT

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      1. Paul Nepodal‏ @coachnep 28 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld @PFreidel I would buy it!!

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      2. Dr. SPOOPY Kitty‏ @Magicblue940 27 Apr 2016
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        @x_pantherAD @TheWeirdWorld I've never burned toast that badly in my life actually that was me subtweeting someone I know

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      1. Kleo Ⓥ‏ @KapajKleo 1 May 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld Then you could be easily killed by someone turning off your alarm in a real fire by shouting "It's only burnt toast!"

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      1. Bikash Ramdeen.‏ @bikashramdeen0 30 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld that would make it 100 times easier to burn someone's house and get away with it.

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      1.  🤠 yee (and i cannot stress this enough) haw  🤠‏ @nikka_cali 28 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld but then what if an arsonist set a deep sleeper's house on fire and turned the alarm off by saying that

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      1. randomly awesome‏ @bits_of_random 28 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld I woke up to the sound of the smoke alarm, stumbled to get out if my room, only to find my dad making toast.

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      1. Tr 🥥pical.  🍑‏ @Lolamichellec 28 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld or im only smocking. 🙄

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      1. Belmonte8778‏ @Belmonte8778 28 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld yeah

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      1. Connor Bush‏ @CRoyBush1 28 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld I'm glad someone else thinks this

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      1. Cathy Lanslide‏ @Problonde7 27 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld every time ours goes off my husband yells "dinners ready!!!" He calls it the dinner bell. 😁

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      1. Mike Neuman‏ @neuman4mike 27 Apr 2016
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