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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 17 Apr 2016

    Everybody achieves at least 2 certificates in life. A birth certificate and a death certificate.

    11:44 AM - 17 Apr 2016
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      1. Marisa‏ @JustinsGenesis 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld but wait, youre not alive for your death certificate though.......................................................i need help

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      1. Bieber Secret News‏ @bjsecretnews 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld NASA♥Islam http://justpaste.it/zn  Bieber embraces Islam http://justpaste.it/zj  Pope embraces Islam http://justpaste.it/uu 

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      2. kami‏ @KamiNvrLgt 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld what if the child is already dead before it was born?

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      3. • 莫 阿西夫  🕊‏ @NotoriousMoAsif 17 Apr 2016
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        @ShiggerNigger @TheWeirdWorld that's a good question lol

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      1. Ruth Battell‏ @rb5006 21 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld there r 2 things you can't evade, death and taxes

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      1. Mark Savage‏ @Marksavage2Mark 18 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld technically, you're not alive for the last one..

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      1. Nathan‏ @nthnm 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld although you don't really get a death certificate, your family does

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      1. Saurabh‏ @pvirus120 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld haha

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      1. Ismael Diaz‏ @ismaelddiaz 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld Not ALL the time. I mean, I did, but surely some don't. #drythoughts

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      1. Sohail‏ @Sir__Sohail 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld Nope. Not everyone...

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      1. Shekhar Somani‏ @excitive 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld And if they work hard enough, a rap sheet.

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      1. Lost in this wasteland!‏ @Baztallica1 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld however that statement is a contradiction!

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      1. Adrienne Buckland‏ @fordsbush 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld only one you will see.

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