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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 28 Mar 2016

    It’s terrifying when a cleaning product says it kills 99.99% of bacteria. That means the only thing left to breed is the .01% super germs.

    10:01 PM - 28 Mar 2016
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      2. eli's dog,farf,is in Heaven‏ @farfnme 28 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @TheWeirdWorld @TheHeidikins and worse, it say "New and Improved" , so I'm covered in germs from the "Original" product.... ewugh poo poo

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      3. 𝙷𝚎𝚒𝚍𝚒 𝙹. 𝚃. 𝙴𝚡𝚗𝚎𝚛‏ @TheHeidikins 28 Mar 2016
        Replying to @farfnme

        @farfnme @TheWeirdWorld It's like that old Lysol commercial where they rub a raw chicken all over the kitchen, then kill 99% of the germs...

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      4. eli's dog,farf,is in Heaven‏ @farfnme 28 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheHeidikins

        @TheHeidikins @TheWeirdWorld The P.E.T.A. folks were not happy! They threw tofu at everyone ... (But then, how did they wash their hands ?)

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      5. 𝙷𝚎𝚒𝚍𝚒 𝙹. 𝚃. 𝙴𝚡𝚗𝚎𝚛‏ @TheHeidikins 28 Mar 2016
        Replying to @farfnme

        @farfnme @TheWeirdWorld LOL! "Soy" funny!!

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      6. eli's dog,farf,is in Heaven‏ @farfnme 28 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheHeidikins

        @TheHeidikins @TheWeirdWorld Perfect!

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      2. Truffles‏ @HandsomeTruffle 29 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @TheWeirdWorld Well no, the product is somewhat 100%, but they just don't want to get sued if a bacteria does live, so they made it 99.9%

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      1. Errorprone‏ @ThePieGuyIsI 29 Mar 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld Yeah, thats why Epidemiologists tell people to stop using those chemicals so much. Also, what you described is evolution.

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      1. Shower Thots‏ @Shower_Thots_ 29 Mar 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld daddy

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      1. Tim Marsek‏ @TimMarsexy 29 Mar 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld They're not super germs, they're endospores. The germs are very easy to kill when they're not encased in these.

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      1. Faris Fauzi‏ @chemicalAlleya 29 Mar 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld nope, the 0.01% are one of the 99.9% actually, and the 0.01% bacteria keeps super germs away. Natural flora of the skin 😊

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      1. Adam Borries‏ @adamb_360 31 Mar 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld https://xkcd.com/1161/ 

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      1. Sue 🌊voteblueNov6th‏ @resister1313 29 Mar 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld Thanks a lot. I'm already a germaphobe.😕

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      1. Tanjeet Singh‏ @tanjeet_singh 29 Mar 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld they are strong ones left to reproduce. We will left with only super strong bacteria in next few years

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      1. cici‏ @joyfulcici 29 Mar 2016
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        @TheWeirdWorld I thought about this over the weekend

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