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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Oct 10

    If humans were kept as pets by another species, we wouldn’t be allowed to eat a lot of stuff we normally eat because it’s bad for our health.

    9:57 AM - 10 Oct 2018
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    • Goth_baby_boi 10:53 LowCalorieCig Kiyra Nicole MOONY Nyah Mya Pearson G ✌ CheyChey❤🍍
    45 replies 735 retweets 5,680 likes
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      2. Suki‏ @TheTic42 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        what if we already are and our owners just dont care?

        1 reply 0 retweets 45 likes
      3. Obama's Son‏ @_Sum1Sumwhere_ Oct 10
        Replying to @TheTic42 @TheWeirdWorld

        If there was all in one kibble for humans, I'd prolly eat it most of the time. Like a nutritionally complete cereal or whatever.

        2 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      4. Suki‏ @TheTic42 Oct 10
        Replying to @_Sum1Sumwhere_ @TheWeirdWorld

        That may not be all that bad... Id get sick of the same thing tho

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Obama's Son‏ @_Sum1Sumwhere_ Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If humans were pets to other species what would owners manual read?pic.twitter.com/nStTWoNqo2

        1 reply 3 retweets 35 likes
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      1. Antwan Crump‏ @I_Am_Antwan Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        On a positive note...FREE BELLY RUBS!!!!pic.twitter.com/y7sQF94Me1

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      1. Mahwish‏ @mishiyousafzai Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No one would adopt us humans..I'm 100 percent sure about this...😂

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      1. Paula Kelly‏ @MissPaulaKelly Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Sounds like my first marriage

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I don't care for tofu. I have said for a long time that tofu is the kind of food extraterrestrials would feed us if they kept us in cages.

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      1. hwit, writer‏ @digihans Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And population growth wouldn’t be an issue.

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      1. Midnight‏ @ilovebooks122 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's the point. Death by chocolate.

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      1. 10z‏ @tenz_yang Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        As pets, humans would be the worst among all other species.

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      1. Tristan‏ @ZenDennix Oct 10
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        pic.twitter.com/qSBk48pJlU

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      1. A. K. Harloff‏ @Deamonia214 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Have you seen the crap people let their pets eat to "make them happy"? 😅

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      1. ZoltanKarpathy‏ @zoltankarpathy Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        As in Planet of the Apes.

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      1. Damnnnn...‏ @born_normal Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not a good shower

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      1. 'Tor‏ @vhicralph Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Like my dog trying to eat my TV remote

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      1. kshitij‏ @Kshitij_787 Oct 10
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        @raj18desai

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      1. carol schmit‏ @carolschmit2 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @ConceptHut

        Not so, many people have overweight pets.

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      1. Lenny Bruce‏ @LennyBrucefosho Oct 10
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        We’ll make great pets

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