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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Aug 2

    You either quit a SpongeBob or work long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.

    8:57 PM - 2 Aug 2018
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      1. Hala madrid 13!‏ @aryan_ringshia Aug 2
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      1. Brotherbittens‏ @brotherbittens Aug 2
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        Nah you start life as a spongebob and become a squidward

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      1. Andrew!‏ @wholemealcloud Aug 2
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        or hang out and become Patrick!pic.twitter.com/apFR1qbbFt

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      2. Uncle Dennis‏ @PlayoffSteph Aug 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What are you talking about??? Spongebob worked there just as long as squidward and that man is the most positive and up beat dude of all time

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Mitchell Johnson‏ @Mitchellj1776 Aug 3
        Replying to @PlayoffSteph @TheWeirdWorld

        SpongeBob started working there a while after he did. There was an episode about it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. ACWWPlayer214‏ @evangraves93 Aug 3
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        I can relate working retail. Started out happy like Spongebob, but ended up hating people like Squidward.

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      1.  🎃 🐱Spookana Boorief 👻 😈‏ @SaiyanaBrief Aug 2
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        I hit 5 years working at my store next week.I have totally become Squidward during this time.

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      2. Alex From Ottawa‏ @amsiefer96 Aug 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Stole this from reddit. I see you

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. James Page‏ @JamesPage77 Aug 2
        Replying to @amsiefer96 @TheWeirdWorld

        They all come from Reddit

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      1. Daily Bread‏ @JadenJensen7 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        When you work at a place like the krusty krab or in my case Mcdonalds, it don’t take long to become a squidward.

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      1. Ryan Guenther‏ @RyGuyGuenther Aug 2
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        Squidward since day 1🙏🏼

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      1. Marco Reus region 4‏ @Axel_Frnando Aug 2
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        @omar_arba

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      1. Red Falcon‏ @RedTheRaider Aug 2
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        The worst part is I can play the clarinet.

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      1. DEAD‏ @Marty_Rooo Aug 3
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        Always. Remember never to be a Squidwardpic.twitter.com/zaA6jcBeWs

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      1. 郜科宁‏ @798537088hh Aug 3
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        nice

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      1. very spooky Mrtz172‏ @Mrtz172 Aug 2
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        So inspirational 😭😭

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      1. ʑεг℘εŋt281 (ʝศɱεร) 🎃‏ @Zerpent281 Aug 2
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      2. MONO ISSA BOP‏ @NikithaJP Aug 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        TRUTH, THATS MY SITUATION WHEN I END UP SPENDING A NIGHT WRITING MY ENGLISH ESSAY.😐 How relatable.

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      3. The5thAvocado‏ @AvocadoThe5th Aug 2
        Replying to @NikithaJP @TheWeirdWorld

        Whenever I have to do my math work I start off a squidward and by the end I’m a plankton, my professor is mrs puff and my parents are mr krabs.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. MONO ISSA BOP‏ @NikithaJP Aug 2
        Replying to @AvocadoThe5th @TheWeirdWorld

        IF ITS MATH, YES U R RIGHT!pic.twitter.com/m5aC88zdZ2

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