Shiiiit I still do it to my buddies when we get home from the bar or a party

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Just preparing them for father hood
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The best part was when I was really sleep
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nah my parents just yelled my name and woke me up :/
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I came here to say “black parents...”. She lived that privileged lifestyle
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Dysfunctional can be white as well no TLC happened for me

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I agree that’s why I stated “I came her to say black parents” I thought it was implied that seeing her making the same statement I was gonna make and the fact that she’s not black, that I was wrong. But I guess you had to say that
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But but I always always the guy driving the car

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As a kid?!
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They bought a car only after I became 18 .

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Bruh my life parents just left me in the car.
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A downside of no longer being a child is knowing that one day, after they put you down, they never picked you back up again, and won't.
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You were the king of this
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You can still do this while drunk but the results may vary
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As a parent, you love those times hauling your kids in until you realize they weigh to much. The night you have to say get up I can't carry you is the night that breaks a parents and a kids heart just a little.
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LMAO THE PATHETIC THING IS THAT MY PARENTS STILL DO THAT FOR ME XD
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Wouldn’t you be too heavy? (Not saying you’re fat, I’m just saying because at one point even if you’re skinny, you’ll weight too much for your parents to carry you unless they’re bodybuilders...)
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Nah my dad is real strong

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