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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Aug 1

    One of the worst feelings is your sleeve sliding down as you wash your hands.

    3:59 PM - 1 Aug 2018
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      1. nz‏ @NelsonZelaya11 Aug 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or walking with socks only and stepping on water

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      2. LoisKThornton‏ @ThorntonLois Aug 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or up when you put a jacket on! 🧥

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      1. Scared Rowens  💀‏ @rofosho90 Aug 1
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        Right behind it is the feeling you get when your sock is sliding off inside your boot in the winter time.

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      1. Wait Is This‏ @_DMmonty Aug 1
        Replying to @chaitanyalikesu @Jenibaby37 @TheWeirdWorld

        Are we just not gonna talk about how this man shits?

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      2. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Aug 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's bad. But that doesn't hold a candle to trying to push out a silent fart, only to discover that you have diarrhea.

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      3. duffee dawg‏ @msubiscuit Aug 1
        Replying to @KevinPaulGregg @TheWeirdWorld

        Never, ever trust a fart

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      4. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Aug 1
        Replying to @msubiscuit @TheWeirdWorld

        That made me laugh. Thanks.

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      1. Ms. Kitty‏ @MsKittysMeow Aug 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And the next worse is when a water droplet runs up your arm when your sleeve is already down

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      1. Courtney Knox‏ @CourtneyKnox26 Aug 1
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        pic.twitter.com/XUkeaqzV3d

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      2. Fallen‏ @uniqueorbleak Aug 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or when your doing dishes.

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      1. alyssa‏ @alyssaverratti Aug 1
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        more like “washing your hands thoughts”

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      1. bud‏ @rshawn74 Aug 1
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        You must not get out much.

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      1. ahLookCool‏ @ahLookCool Aug 1
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        Annoying

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      1. Danny‏ @Turtlebowls Aug 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        stand further back and stretch wash your hands

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      2. Patricia Boden‏ @DisneyDarling22 Aug 3
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        @laurenmcgarr 🤣🤣

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