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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jul 28

    A paper clip is essentially a staple for people with commitment issues.

    5:34 PM - 28 Jul 2018
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    • Demetris Nicolaides - Psychologist, MSc SIVA RAJA YOHI Nina Those Filming Guys Nicole dltnsdd Rubiks_BLP2K 😀😁😜😁😘😍 G.MANIA!
    26 replies 1,200 retweets 6,855 likes
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      2. Eric W. Whig  🗽‏ @WhigDeskHQ Jul 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Is a date a marriage for people with commitment issues?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. The Inglourious Gent‏ @thesnarkygent Jul 28
        Replying to @WhigDeskHQ @TheWeirdWorld

        A lot of Evangelical "courtship advocates" I heard growing up thought so.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Eric W. Whig  🗽‏ @WhigDeskHQ Jul 28
        Replying to @thesnarkygent @TheWeirdWorld

        I KISSED DATING GOODBYE!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. The Inglourious Gent‏ @thesnarkygent Jul 28
        Replying to @WhigDeskHQ @TheWeirdWorld

        *extremely 20-something-who-has-had-one-bad-breakup-and-is-barely-in-college-but-is-somehow-being-trotted-out-as-an-authority voice* "Dating teaches you how to be divorced, not how to be married"

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Mr. Wedberg‏ @MrWeedberg Jul 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And then we have this guy...pic.twitter.com/NPlCam4pEo

        1 reply 0 retweets 38 likes
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      1. The Real Finnegan Friday‏ @Finnegan_Friday Jul 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's why I prefer pencils over pens. Pens are too permanent and I don't have that kind of commitment.

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      2. MonikR‏ @MonikRobichaud Jul 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Much less 'clingy'pic.twitter.com/8uTKdDc4ob

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
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      1. ♧Ashley Valentine♤‏ @AshleyCakeGamin Jul 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It took me 3 seconds to get this basically-

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      1. Thoughts Of Cat‏ @ThoughtsOfCat2 Jul 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And a lock pick for you humans with exceptional dexterity.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Ahmed Bakhashwain‏ @AhmedBakhashwa5 Jul 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Papers wana be together, but their saving them selves for later.

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      1. Kristie Nofziger  🎡‏ @kenofziger Jul 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wait till you hear about Post-Itspic.twitter.com/1cdqAN9qGL

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      2. vea nina‏ @vnmmr Jul 28
        Replying to @uhMiyuh @TheWeirdWorld @omgLiorge

        Adayyyy

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      3. Gigi 💋‏ @omgLiorge Aug 11
        Replying to @vnmmr @uhMiyuh @TheWeirdWorld

        Wala pud ka kadawat stapler vey?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. (っ´▽`)っ‏ @Cheyloumyel Jul 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I feel personally attacked.

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      1. Felipe Pait‏ @pait Jul 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @NPTO

        Or with sustainability concerns. Clips can be reused after recycling the paper.

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      1.  👽 åĿє×  👽‏ @KowaiKyuketsuki Jul 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        A paperclip is now my spirit animal

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      1. kim‏ @kimshutitdown Jul 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes!!! It can be removed much more easily!

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