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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jul 18

    I wonder if Voldemort made Professor Quirrell sleep face down every night.

    6:01 PM - 18 Jul 2018
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      1. Awaad‏ @AwaadYo Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No.. thats why he didn’t have a nose

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      2. Ilya Kristensen‏ @IlyaKillya Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        this is all answered in the musicalpic.twitter.com/G2GoMP2hKB

        1 reply 1 retweet 47 likes
      3. Wil Sauls‏ @wilsauls Jul 19
        Replying to @IlyaKillya @TheWeirdWorld

        Of course you’d know that

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Brie Teas‏ @jadedtantogirl Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They could've compromised by sleeping on the side.

        3 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Nicole Smith‏ @Nicole_of_Green Jul 19
        Replying to @jadedtantogirl @TheWeirdWorld

        Still, Voldemort isn't exactly the type to even consider compromise. His way or the Avada Kedavra way

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Tijuana Slim‏ @TijuanaSlim Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Voldemort probably made him sleep Face Down, even before they were 'fused'

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      2. Cat Jordan‏ @CatJordan33 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No he didn’t. That’s why his nose is now flat

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. Momo‏ @quietudeterna Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @jk_rowling I need answers

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      1. The Secret Room‏ @SecretRoomPod Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually he slept on one of those hemorrhoid pillows shaped like a donut.

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      2. Bri Faith‏ @BriFaith5862 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s3c9K6MKCIs …

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Bri Faith‏ @BriFaith5862 Jul 18
        Replying to @BriFaith5862 @TheWeirdWorld

        PSA

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      1. Khalil Massabni‏ @Khalil_Massabni Jul 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @helenklahr_0110 o que vc acha?

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      2. 2ManyWitnesses‏ @2ManyWitnesses Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Only he nose.

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      1. Shyla Marie △⃒⃘⚯͛ ♏️‏ @ShyCarr_24 Jul 18
        Replying to @whitmolina @TheWeirdWorld

        Hahahahaha

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      1. nicole‏ @tuttle_trouble Jul 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @bobcatbritt

        Check out AVPM by @TeamStarKid to get the answer !pic.twitter.com/wD1yi1BFbH

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      1. Franny‏ @96_franny Jul 19
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        "You won't sleep on your tummy" "You won't sleep on your back" "We're quite a cookie couple, you'll agree..." "We share some hands and fingers" "And yet the feeling lingers" "We're just about as different as anyone can beeee..."pic.twitter.com/u4kmPVSo91

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