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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jul 18

    The human being is the most intelligent animal in the history of planet earth, but he still says “this is the kitchen” when he shows you his kitchen.

    3:59 PM - 18 Jul 2018
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      2. EliteBerdFan‏ @AceofSpadesGD Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        He? HE? HE??!??!?!?!!!!?!??!!?!

        3 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. Wilbur's Visuals‏ @WilburVisuals Jul 18
        Replying to @AceofSpadesGD @TheWeirdWorld

        What’s wrong with HE??!??!?!?!!!!?!??!!?!

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Casimpson‏ @CaseyIsTheTrash Jul 18
        Replying to @WilburVisuals @AceofSpadesGD @TheWeirdWorld

        People these days that's what's wrong with it lol

        0 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
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      2. Adam Bjorndahl‏ @AdamBjorndahl Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        With great intelligence comes great fear of awkward silences.

        2 replies 3 retweets 77 likes
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      1. Marc Juliano‏ @Marcadj17 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/fMtKBSJA6z

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      1. Rizwan‏ @Rizwann619 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wouldn’t it be awkward to just point towards the kitchen and stand in silence?

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      2. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This is why extraterrestrials have decided not to befriend us. Way back a caveman escorted a group of them to his cave. When they all walked inside it he said "this is the cave". Alas we don't know the name of this man who ended friendly contact.

        1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
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      1. Amine Benyamina‏ @AmineBenyamiUk Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And they still say :"it's meeeeeeeeee, open up." on your door step

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Meisterwerk‏ @Moisterwerk Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What should we say instead?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. CodeRed‏ @SirCodedRed Jul 19
        Replying to @Moisterwerk @TheWeirdWorld

        You can grab any food you like that does not have my name on it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. DeplorableNoah‏ @NoahLinnik Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Aliens tried civilizing us once, but when we said “This is the pyramid” and they facepalmed so hard they left orbit.

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      1.  👀 of the  🌍‏ @LazySeconD Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I still think dolphins have us beat.

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      1. H - KHARBOUCH 🇪🇸‏ @Hector_bigboss Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I suggest that We should call it The room of preparing the foodpic.twitter.com/BJJtNH4EZQ

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      2. ladybug‏ @ladybug66275271 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        He has to say it because it’s his and not your kitchen!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Cee Gee Herr‏ @ChelHerr Jul 22
        Replying to @ladybug66275271 @TheWeirdWorld

        Exactly!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Collisto‏ @CollistoGaming Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I don’t get it..

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      1. NzelenTN‏ @NdzedzenyuyTN Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        . This is the chiken

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      2. RandomShy‏ @Randomshy26 Jul 18
        Replying to @Bawxer @TheWeirdWorld

        You as an example makes me a believer.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3.  🎃 Aiden  💀‏ @Bawxer Jul 18
        Replying to @Randomshy26 @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol, okay.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. RandomShy‏ @Randomshy26 Jul 18
        Replying to @Bawxer @TheWeirdWorld

        Don't "okay" me. Be glad i gave you the fucking time of day mate.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  🎃 Aiden  💀‏ @Bawxer Jul 18
        Replying to @Randomshy26 @TheWeirdWorld

        Okay. Your time is worthless to me to be fair, calling me retarded when you're the one liking your own tweet.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Cabbage (3-4)‏ @CabbagesPls Jul 18
        Replying to @Bawxer @Randomshy26 @TheWeirdWorld

        No one called you retarded except for yourself, you’re the one that called the entire human race retarded.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7.  🎃 Aiden  💀‏ @Bawxer Jul 18
        Replying to @CabbagesPls @Randomshy26 @TheWeirdWorld

        I already knew I'm retarded, but that's not the point. I was just stating an opinion of mine. I've lost hope in almost all of humanity, nowhere did I say "all" or "the entire".

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