He? HE? HE??!??!?!?!!!!?!??!!?!
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What’s wrong with HE??!??!?!?!!!!?!??!!?!
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People these days that's what's wrong with it lol
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With great intelligence comes great fear of awkward silences.
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Wouldn’t it be awkward to just point towards the kitchen and stand in silence?
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This is why extraterrestrials have decided not to befriend us. Way back a caveman escorted a group of them to his cave. When they all walked inside it he said "this is the cave". Alas we don't know the name of this man who ended friendly contact.
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And they still say :"it's meeeeeeeeee, open up." on your door step
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What should we say instead?
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You can grab any food you like that does not have my name on it.
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Aliens tried civilizing us once, but when we said “This is the pyramid” and they facepalmed so hard they left orbit.
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I still think dolphins have us beat.
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I suggest that We should call it The room of preparing the foodpic.twitter.com/BJJtNH4EZQ
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He has to say it because it’s his and not your kitchen!
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Exactly!
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I don’t get it..
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. This is the chiken
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You as an example makes me a believer.
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Lol, okay.
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Don't "okay" me. Be glad i gave you the fucking time of day mate.
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Okay. Your time is worthless to me to be fair, calling me retarded when you're the one liking your own tweet.
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No one called you retarded except for yourself, you’re the one that called the entire human race retarded.
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I already knew I'm retarded, but that's not the point. I was just stating an opinion of mine. I've lost hope in almost all of humanity, nowhere did I say "all" or "the entire".
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