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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jul 18

    Hiring a hitman on yourself and preparing for battle is the ultimate extreme sport.

    2:01 PM - 18 Jul 2018
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    56 replies 1,537 retweets 7,747 likes
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      2. Nathan Fitzwilliam‏ @Nathan_Fitz_ Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They could make a game out of that

        2 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Jess‏ @theoceanghost04 Jul 18
        Replying to @Nathan_Fitz_ @TheWeirdWorld

        And then make it so that it was kids fighting for other peoples amusement and instead of a hitman their fighting watch other. Oh and make them do it once a year and they randomly get chosen from watch town and their family’s have to watch.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Nathan Fitzwilliam‏ @Nathan_Fitz_ Jul 18
        Replying to @theoceanghost04 @TheWeirdWorld

        ThAtS cAlLeD tHe HuNgEr GaMeS

        2 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
      5. codenamefirestarter‏ @Codenamefire Jul 18
        Replying to @Nathan_Fitz_ @theoceanghost04 @TheWeirdWorld

        Not sure if woosh applies here

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. Nathan Fitzwilliam‏ @Nathan_Fitz_ Jul 18
        Replying to @Codenamefire @theoceanghost04 @TheWeirdWorld

        It doesn't.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Mad Mal‏ @Count_Cash Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Goku literally did this for the excitement.

        1 reply 4 retweets 47 likes
      3. Unborn‏ @Unbornsz Jul 18
        Replying to @Count_Cash @TheWeirdWorld

        first thing that came on my mind 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Mad Mal‏ @Count_Cash Jul 18
        Replying to @Unbornsz @TheWeirdWorld

        Bro was moving funny as hell 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I hope when the hitman's bullet slams into my back, I have strength to just turn around and give him a congratulatory high five before I pass away.

        0 replies 2 retweets 47 likes
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      2. vro 2‏ @ferminf7071 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @fredboixsti @Corpse_Husband the guy who hired a hitman on himself

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Soba (000Teriyaki)‏ @sobayakii Jul 18
        Replying to @ferminf7071 @TheWeirdWorld and

        I was thinking about this story too

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. It's Oluwafemi‏ @Marjfuregoll Jul 18
        Replying to @sobayakii @ferminf7071 and

        Angelina Jolie did, but the Hitman advised her to come back after a month to negotiate if still interested. She changed her mind.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Mohammed‏ @whatModoyouwant Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How about hiring a hitman on yourself then hiring a hitman on your hitman

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      1. DoubleTake‏ @Exoticvex Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        PVP

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      2. Sam Marley‏ @SamMarleyxxx Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You’d only pay half upfront...

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Spookney‏ @nintenofmother Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So, just like Goku.

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      1. Brady Walters‏ @BradyWalters12 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I can imagine an anime like that, going from Hitman to Hitman taking them down, like gyms in Pokémon.

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